I would like to know how J.Crew comes up with their names for colors? It’s as if the owner of the company has a kid (I am pretty sure is named “Heather”) that just graduated from college with a degree in creative writing. I remember years ago that their catalogs would have these short paragraphs on every other page that would make you want to vomit. “Fall days. Sunny and Crisp. Leaves falling while friends reminisce. Wool cardigans to top it off.” Ugh…I want to throw up! They once had a color called “Fun.” WTF is that? I can’t be the only one who thinks that J.Crew is absolutely full of shit when it comes to their color descriptions. Let’s take a look at some of their F-tard colors:
Antique Stone
Autumn Sun
Barely Peach
Blanched Almond
Buff Pink
Buff Sand
Burnished Olive
Cinnamon Stick
Coconut Shell
Dark Fog
Dark Hickory
Dark Mushroom
Deep Dune
Dusty Blossom
Faded Cement
Fresh Plum
Glazed Pecan
Golden Cypress
Heather Carbon
Heather Camel
Heather Hydrangea
Heather Latte
Heather Pony
Heather Rosebud
Heather Rosewood
Heather Stone - The “creator” is named Heather…I am sure of it.
Misty Lavender
Mountain Brown
Old Brick
Pale Oak
Plum Raisin
Pony Brown
Sea Salt
Shadow
Shocking Pink
Shore Pink
Soft Dove
Spiced Wine
Spring Daisy
Sweet Guava
Sweet Papaya
Tawny Olive
Warm Blush
Warm Brick
Warm Clove
Warm Maize
Warm Mustard
Warm Sand
Warm Wisteria - Heather likes “Warm”
