Poopology
In an earlier post I wrote about “Poop do-overs.” http://pturner.tumblr.com/post/122341094
I have a couple other interesting phrases I like to use.
Topper: This is when you poop so much that it actually rises above the water line. An example used in a sentenced: “Wow! Now that is a topper!”
Shoot the Poop: This is pretty disgusting and weird (not that we are not already there). You know when you are in a public restroom? Imagine a gas station toilet that has poop slattered up around the bowl. As a child I would pretend my dingly-dangly was a high pressured hose and I would shoot the splattered poop. Here is an example of how to use it in a discussion…as I would do as a little kid out to dinner with my parents:
Mom “Son, you were in the bathroom for some time. Is everything ok?”
Me “Yes mom. I was just playing Shoot the Poop.”
Mom “…….what?”
